Son of Paleface

Director: Frank Tashlin
Year Released: 1952
Rating: 2.0

"Harvard Man" Peter Potter Jr. (Bob Hope) leaves the womb of Cambridge and heads out West to claim his Dad's inheritance, but there's nothing there and Pop owed the townsfolk a lot of money - elsewhere, "The Torch" (Jane Russell) is sneakily robbing everyone and lawman Roy (Roy Rogers) and his trusty steed Trigger are doing a little investigating.  This must have made the Greatest and Silent Generations split their trousers laughing - Hope drinks a mystery concoction and sinks into his clothes, he flies through walls and shoots at Native Americans while spinning around in a barber's chair - but humor changes over the years and now it just looks like a dumb live-action cartoon with spotty sight gags.  The frequent songs add filler since the storyline is really thin, yet many of Bob's self-depreciating jokes remain witty (which explains why his career spanned eight decades).  Here's a rhyme that takes on a different meaning nowadays: "When I was twelve, oh what a joy, Mom told me I was a boy!"  Excuse me, but that's not how we do things in the 21st century....