The Van

Director: Sam Grossman
Year Released: 1977
Rating: 0.0

Goofy Bobby (Stuart Goetz), who works at a car wash (run by Danny DeVito), buys a customized van with a waterbed in the back to bring women into and force himself onto them (so much for foreplay!). Deeply misogynistic 70's trash doesn't even have the courtesy of being even remotely original or even memorably bawdy, and why any woman (aside from the prostitutes, obviously) would be interested in Bobby in the first place is beyond my basic comprehension. Originally designed as a drive-in movie, it might actually work as a form of visual contraception by lowering its viewers' libidos and making those yawns more prevalent.