Sex and Zen

Director: Michael Mak
Year Released: 1991
Rating: 2.5

Ludicrous morality tale has horny-as-hell husband (Lawrence Ng) - not satisfied with the size of his penis or settling on 'just one woman' - leaving his wife and setting out on a journey of lust, even employing a drunken surgeon to replace his own tiny wang with a horse dong to satisfy all the ladies of China. Silly fun if you have a penchant for outré cinema - there's a lot of soft-core screwing and dildos and lesbians and breast implants and jiggling bodies and squealing, though one should be aware this all comes with a Big Message, and all that fornicating leads Ng to blindness, frail health and unhappiness (and the suicide of his wife, who is forced into prostitution). What one is to take from this is that you should be satisfied with you own 'equipment' and stick with one's spouse or significant other (to quote Paul Newman, why go out for hamburger when you have a steak at home), though the hedonistic journey sure does seem like a blast when Ng is slutting his way around. Leave those fantasies in your head....