Burnt by the Sun
        
            Director: Nikita Mikhalkov
            Year Released: 1994
            Rating: 1.5
        
     
    Hero of the Stalinist revolution (Mikhalkov himself) enjoys spending time with his family, going to the lake and having steam baths - when an ominous Robert Downey Jr. look alike stops by (from the government!), you could say paradise is officially over.  The one-dimensional storyline is aided a minor amount by the jubilant performances by Mikhalkov and his real-life daughter Anna, whose beaming innocence steals whatever there is of the show.  The attempts at comedy, too, fail to have much of an affect - they consist of mostly over-exaggerated facial expressions.  Remember, kids: Uncle Joe was a bad, bad man.