Spun

Director: Jonas Ã…kerlund
Year Released: 2002
Rating: 0.0

My, children, would you look at this! There are all these ... jump cuts and glitch effects and bizarre camera angles in a film about (wait for it) ... the dangers of drug abuse! Did you know drugs are bad for you? Not a lot of you did, so lucky for all of us, this gentleman named Jonas and his team of seventy-five editors have shown up to explain the risks: they (a.) ruin your life, (b.) make you lose your girlfriend, (c.) make you tie up strippers to your bed, (d.) make you befriend Mickey Rourke and (e.) make your dog turn green. Have you ever had the desire to see: (a.) a greasy Patrick Fugit slather Salisbury Steak over his acne-ridden body? (b.) close-ups of a fat woman's hideous skin? (c.) Mena Suvari interrupting sex with an oily John Leguizamo to defecate ... and then watching the feces plop in the toilet (it even makes that 'plop' sound!)? (d.) Leguizamo demonstrating the use of a sock-as-catch-cloth? or (e.) enjoy viewing countless tongue-in-cheek scenes of misogyny and homophobia? As an added bonus, the nice director man also manages to reveal to us exactly how compassionate and creative the films of Harmony Korine and Tom Green are by use of something called a 'counter-example.' That's when previously held reservations about other questionable filmmakers are made less glaring by someone who makes films worse than they do. It is so much fun to learn new things!