Murder-Set-Pieces

Director: Nick Palumbo
Year Released: 2004
Rating: 0.0

A ridiculous exercise in unintentional humor and misogyny: a German immigrant who lives in Las Vegas and likes to take photographs of nude, surgically augmented women also happens to have a hatred for said women (but especially his "whore mother"), an obsession with his own body image (all that weight-lifting!) and a fascination with the Nazis (dear old Grand-dad was pals with Adolf). Those looking for a point in the endless bloodlust and female mutilation will find zilch, but those looking for a genuine laugh should get a kick out of the utterly ludicrous dialogue, hilarious flashbacks (to the killer's youth! to 9/11!) and sloppy editing, in which the picture jumps around incoherently because director Palumbo had to cut so much footage of torture and gore to get this released (or so I'm inferring - I saw the 91 minute version). Moral of the story: ladies, listen to little girls when they tell you to not date a man - little girls seem to be able to pick out the craziness you so willfully ignore ... or something like that (must be hard to find a good man in Vegas...).